Saturday, May 19, 2012

Good grief, Charlie Brown

Like many of us, I proclaim publicly that horoscopes are rubbish, and read my own slavishly anyway. There's a standing joke among journalists that there are no astrologers - there is just the reporter who's been relegated to the stars page as a last stop before getting fired. But today, I love that poor soul. Because this is what s/he said:

Is there some material need weighing on your spirit right now? If you can't see how to solve the problem alone, why not discuss it with your friends? They may have some ideas. Today, the word "impossible" has been banished from the English language. Take advantage of the opportunity and look for solutions in unlikely places.

Ha! You hear that? No such word as "impossible" today. Booya! Keep the support coming for Saartjie Baartman, people.

No comments:

Post a Comment